The Republic of Northern Haynesia is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 36 million Northern Haynesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The basket case Northern Haynesian economy, worth 258 billion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 7,167 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Haynesia's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Northern Haynesia is ranked 308,996^th in the world and 2,155^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 525.76 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.